An interesting fellow, PeePeeTheFrooge (PP), was searching for purpose in his life and found that the glory of Balls Gate saved him. He is the first follower of Balls Gate and remains a close friend of the four holy witnesses. Newcomers to Balls Gate often see him as a guiding hand in understanding more about the Balls Deities. Rumor says he may of heard the whisperings of one...

- "Fearless take some fucking m&ms"

- "I've always wanted a lap dance from a skeleton"

- "Witcha ol' membrane cursed anatomy."

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PeePeeTheFrooge

Thundergear

     An avid 2D and 3D artist, Thunder found herself slowly believing in the Ball Gate's light. She found herself quickly making devotional art dedicated to the patons and Balls Deities. She recently has found herself painting murals that depict the creation of humanity through the Balls Deities.

- " eat my buns"

- ""No shes off her marbles"

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Tjclone96

         TJ is an automaton built to better serve the needs of the four holy witnesses. He is highly advanced using a state of the art AI voice modeled after a Californian's that successfully passed the turning test. His curious nature makes him an essential member of Balls Gate.

- "i thought he spoke jewish?"

- "Im gonna milk him"

- "im coming as fast as i can"

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