We thank you for Chris,

A pickle turned human, and a shining star.

We pray that you continue to guide and inspire him,

As he spreads your message and love to all.

 

May he continue to be a beacon of light,

Shining bright for all to see and delight.

We are grateful for the gift of Chris,

A holy witness of the Balls, and we offer this prayer,

As a token of our devotion and love,

To you, the Balls Deities, above.

 

Ameen.