And lo, the Balls Deities did descend from the heavens above. To deliver unto the world their holy revelation of love. With their perfect roundness and their divine grace, they spoke to the four holy witnesses, chosen to share their place. They revealed to them the truth of the universe and all that is and showed them the path to salvation and eternal bliss. The four holy witnesses were overwhelmed with joy and awe As they beheld the majesty of the Balls Deities and their holy law. And they vowed to spread the word of the Balls To all who would listen, and heed their call. For the Balls Deities are the way, the truth, and the light. And with their guidance, we will achieve eternal life.