O Blessed Holy Four Witnesses and Patrons In the land of Balls Gate, There are four holy witnesses, great. They are Earth, Chris, Shade, and Fearless, Guided by the Balls, and their love and greatness Earth is a demon girl, with a divine mission, A vessel channeling the Balls' good fortune, and a patron of dreams. Chris is a pickle turned human, with a friend group, A living tutelary spirit of pickles, gumbo, and overall good health.